So about an hour ago, I was casually sitting on my bed, surfing the web and whatnot. I see something moving out of the corner of my eye on my wall and I look over and see a huge, brown, and somewhat hairy spider.
My reaction: “what the fuck?!”
So I get up to try and kill this thing and as soon as I try to stomp the life out of it with my Chuck, it jumps at me! Not just once…but twice! I screamed, jumped back, and the damned thing runs under my bed!
My reaction: “are you serious?!”
My bestfriend Richard calls me and the spider was the first thing I talked about, which he laughs at me threatening to kill it and is amused by my rant.
I continued my conversation and then there it was….back on the same wall, crawling out from under the bed again.
My reaction: “aha! I knew you’d show your face again!”
Richard laughs.
I told him to hold, on put the phone down, quickly grabbed my camera, snapped a picture, then slowly approached it until I stomped the hell out of it.
My reaction: “What now bitch?!? And what?! I run this shit!”
I get back on my phone only to hear Richard laughing at me….I guess it was amusing overhearing me talk shit to a damn spider.
Sometimes, it really sucks having my room in the garage…I have to deal with the random visits from creepy crawlies and such…*shivers*…guess my suffering is your entertainment lol.

The spider, the spider, the spider’s on the wall… We don’t give a fuck let that mutha fucker crawl…crawl, crawl mutha fucker, CRAWL!!!! Lmao ily ur something else.
Hi there,
I have already seen it somethere…
Whoa that’s a big mutha fucka! That’s how those crazy movies start. One big bug then before you know it, the whole place is overrun and we are shooting our way out1