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Yesterday, a few family members, friends, and myself went to go check out Orlando’s Zombie Adventure. Let me first start off by saying, we had a BLAST! You’re basically going through the woods in the dark with a group of 20 people while zombies come out of no where to scare you. It lasts anywhere from 1 hr 20 min to 1 hr 40 min and you’re walking though 12 acres of woods with only one flashlight that isn’t used after some time. You start off with a paintball gun that you use to shoot the hell out of the zombies. This part was awesome because the zombies don’t have guns, so you’re just lighting them up! After a while, you run out of ammo….and just when you think you’re going to reload to continue killing zombies, they tell you to leave your guns behind and we have to go through the rest of the woods unarmed. At one point zombies came up behind us and we didn’t know what to do, so we all started running in panic since we were unarmed. We had no idea where to go so we were running aimlessly in the dark in a group. I grabbed my cousin’s hand and some random guy’s hand that I didn’t know and we all just ran! After a bit the zombies backed off and we reformed back together and continued through the woods while zombies followed us and scared us through the whole way.
I honestly think it is better than Halloween Horror Nights. There’s no lines and plus you get to shoot zombies (real people) and how often can you do that?! :] Our adventure lasted almost 2 hours that I say was definitely worth it. I wish we would’ve got more shooting time, but going through the woods unarmed gave me quite the scare. I recommend it to anyone looking for fun and a scare.
So about an hour ago, I was casually sitting on my bed, surfing the web and whatnot. I see something moving out of the corner of my eye on my wall and I look over and see a huge, brown, and somewhat hairy spider.
My reaction: “what the fuck?!”
So I get up to try and kill this thing and as soon as I try to stomp the life out of it with my Chuck, it jumps at me! Not just once…but twice! I screamed, jumped back, and the damned thing runs under my bed!
My reaction: “are you serious?!”
My bestfriend Richard calls me and the spider was the first thing I talked about, which he laughs at me threatening to kill it and is amused by my rant.
I continued my conversation and then there it was….back on the same wall, crawling out from under the bed again.
My reaction: “aha! I knew you’d show your face again!”
Richard laughs.
I told him to hold, on put the phone down, quickly grabbed my camera, snapped a picture, then slowly approached it until I stomped the hell out of it.
My reaction: “What now bitch?!? And what?! I run this shit!”
I get back on my phone only to hear Richard laughing at me….I guess it was amusing overhearing me talk shit to a damn spider.
Sometimes, it really sucks having my room in the garage…I have to deal with the random visits from creepy crawlies and such…*shivers*…guess my suffering is your entertainment lol.
Yesterday, I was able to get my a/c fixed and my new flat screen tv mounted on my wall. Big thanks to my bestie ilu, who has the connect with two friends that did both things for a cheap price. With this, I decided to re-arrange my room for a change with my tv now on the wall. As I was moving things, I had a lot of old textbooks under my bed and there were a few silverfish that came out as I moved the books. I continued to move things from under my bed and I came across a dead frog. All I could think was, how did a frog end up under my bed? So I cleaned up the frog and continued re-arranging everything. Once I was just about done, I see something on my closet door. I look over and there is a roach about 3″ big walking around on the door. Due to my phobia against roaches, I gasp, start shaking, and start wigging out. I tried to smash it with a shoe, missed horribly, and the roach goes inside my closet….oh great. So I cautiously continued what I was doing and finished up my room. Milan comes over and while I finished up he says: “what the hell is that?!” I look on my wall and there that big motha-effer was. Naturally, I start freaking out again. Milan grabs my brother’s shoe and smashes it on my wall leaving guts and disgustingness in its place *gag*.
After clean up, I got Milan a pudding snack and a granola bar to snack on. He was sitting on my bed and I said “here catch”. I threw the pudding snack and it landed perfectly in his left hand. I motioned to toss the granola bar and he said “oh, I don’t want it yet,” I tossed it and it landed on his stomach and landed perfectly in his lap. Then, I finally tossed the spoon and that just happened to land perfectly in his right hand without him moving an inch…it was crazy! Ha ha, what a night!

