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At my job, we offer free coffee to our members. There are some people that REALLY take advantage of it, but there’s one person in particular that can’t stay away. Some of my friends have heard the stories about the crackhead that comes into my job. The only reason why I think he’s a crackhead is because of the following:

1. He talks to himself (I swear he put a hex on me one day).
2. He sometimes wears a trench coat in the blazing heat.
3. He came in one time….just to get a cup of sugar.
4. He walks around looking suspicious with his chin lowered to his chest and eyes looking around everywhere.
5. He once wore a Ring Pop that had no “pop”, it was just the ring.
6. Another time he wore sunglasses…with no lenses as he sang Barry White “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love” to me and my manager while we sat there wide-eyed and I tried to contain my laughter.
7. When we threatened to call the cops or told him he has to have an account with us to drink our coffee and use our restroom, he starts yelling and says things like “I’m gonna call the cops on YOU!”, calling my manager a crackhead, and bragging about how he is going to opened multiple accounts with his $250 check and he would still have EXTRA to himself….he made a big emphasis on EXTRA and kept saying extra like five times after that.

So, either this guy is on crack…or he’s just plain nuts.  I know for sure he’s a bum, but he just won’t get the point that he can’t come to our branch anymore.

Today, he decided to pay us a visit.  He came in wearing some shorts, suspenders, and no shirt….to a bank….wtf?  He came in looking around like he usually does, suspicious, eyes darting all over the place, seeing if he was noticed.  My manager sees him and tells him he has to go, that’s when he starts yelling and calls my manager a crackhead then leaves.  It has gotten so bad that the members even notice him, they know that he comes in just for coffee, and that he might just be a little bit crazy.  My managers told us to call the cops on him as soon as we see him, that’s how you can really tell how bad it’s gotten.

Later in the afternoon, he comes back to get his coffee and my manager casually calls 9-1-1 without acknowledging him.  My branch manager walks out the door behind him to see where he goes so we could tell the police where he went.  He then tells me to stand outside and watch him to see where he goes but tells me that if he comes back, come back inside.  I watch him as he crosses the street and lays down on the pavement next to this little grocery store, sipping his cup of coffee.  After a while, he gets up, crosses the street and then goes to the other bank across from my job.  He stays there for about 5 minutes and then walks around in between other businesses until he just continued walking down the road away from my job.  I just kept laughing to myself, watching him, looking at his every move and reactions thinking…this guy is nuts!  All the while, members are coming in and out and looking at me like, “why is this girl outside?” and asking me if we’re closed LOL.  Finally, I couldn’t see him anymore so I went back inside and the cops showed 10 minutes later.

I guess we’ll see if the crackhead will show his face again or if he’ll finally get the point that he can’t come to our branch anymore…especially shirtless…*gag*.  LOL

So words of wisdom my friends…don’t do crack, it changes people LOL.

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